DAD
1. whoopie
2. can you believe that?
3. phoney bounders
4. what in the sam hill.
5. come on!
6. the glass alone in that baby is worth ten grand
7. she's a goin' jesse.
8. it has GOT IT!
9. bee bee be buh bawb awb awb buh be bee be....
10. bluggghhhhauuuu
11. hey babe
12. feelin a little punk today babe?
13. you dum dum
14. i'll kick your butt up around your ears
15. i'll make your head swim.
16. wooowoooowoooo (move hands in circular motion)
17. pick up sticks
18. riiiichhheeeyy. time to take out the gubbage.
19. be nice to our mommala.
20. got to destress her life.
21. got to quit givin her grief
22. time to wash the walls.
23. makes me sick
24. makes me absolutely ill
25. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
26. pfffuhhpffffuhhpfff hynghh hynghh hynghh (check the spelling on that one...)
27. oh me oh my oh me oh my
28. those S.O.B.s
29. I can't afford not to buy it!
30. What we need to do iiiiissssss....
31. That dumb Richie...going around like a damn Hell's angel
32. She's a real Sweetie, 99% of the time. But the 1%, whoa, she's a real tiger
33. dirty rotten so-and-so's
34. ZERO, absolute ZERO
35. tomato swoup
36. I need t-paper, about yay long
37. My nose is FULL. Foooo-ull of STUFF.
38. Are ya winnin'?
39. What's that cat's name? Vomit?
40. The point eeeiiiis....
41. Don't DO that, Ry-nie.
42. I just can't hardly stand it.
43. That mouse wanted a free ride! No free rides, mous-ey.
44. Oh, my achin back
45. Tell me more, babe.
46. Time is...eight o'clock...13, 14, 15....
47. Yessir
48. for cryin out loud
49. you're up in the night.
50. you're outta your gourd.
51. nosebugs (nuff said)
52. I have to go toto...drain the radiator
53. Can you beat that?
54. Dat's ruh-ight, no one messes with my Mikey
55. The DNA is good.
56. We need to clean up!
57. ehh-ehh-ehhh-ehh-ehh-ehhum.
58. Uhh? I'm sorry, babe. I'm just so tired....zzzzzz...
59. That's a smash! (why in God's name is this #59??)
60. Boy that Merri, she's knockin 'em dead.
61. FANtastic
62. Well, I'd dearly love to come see you...
63. That (name) sure is one quality individual.
64. Boy, that Lincoln is worth a million dollars if it's worth a penny.
65. Well, you sure skunked them!
66. They are THIEVES. It is 100% THEFT. Those crooks.
67. Well I love ya!
68. Yes, is the answer.
69. Good morning to you, good morning to you (while pulling on extremities). Oh, this later becomes...GET UP. RICH-IE, GET UP.
70. That dirty Egyptian's been making their lives miserable. We need to get rid of him, hear me?
71. Knock you into the middle of next week!
72. I didn't buy it when I could have and I've been sorry ever since.
73. Quit yer bawlin
74. Clear. Go. Now. Now. Now. Go. Now.
75. We gotta clean up this yard. We're gonna get pinched!
76. I'll knock your block off!
77. I'll scob your knob!
78. That's TERRORISM, Rich-ie.
79. You get one chance and...THAT'S IT!
80. My lunch is hangin over my belt.
81. Stay out of my pocket privacy!
82. We need to run the sweeper.
83. I'll knock you on your duff!
84. Idiocy. Sheer idiocy.
85. This place is an absolute STY.
85. He's a loon.
86. Lunacy.
87. A real steal at .95.
88. Just try me.
89. Wheel that shop-vac over here...gotta suck up these critters
90. Boy am I bushed...I'm going to lay down in this family bed.
91. Let's read a book.
92.Rumor is... John Kennedy sat in that chair. I started that rumor...
93. the NERVES in the muscles of your arms...they are relaxing now...the NERVES in the muscles of legs...they are relaxing now...the NERVES...(I'll tell you what I can't believe..that THIS is 93!)
94. We just can't have nice things...
95. We need to spruce up!
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The Mommala
1. jerkface
2. idiotbreath
3. You jackass!
4.mmmluh...You will nnnnNNNNOT break into this house....EVER!!!
5. aaAAANNNDD YOU! Mr. Red Eyes!!
6. I won't talk to Melissa. She's a thief and a liar...and there's proof.
7. Mr. CIA.
8. Mr. GED
9. Alright! Come out!
10. Ohhhhh no! No, no! Uh-uh!
11. Get out of my house!!...(fine!)....You're not going anywhere!!
12. Help me help me, I don't know what to do.
13. (5mins later) Help me help me, I don't know what to do -ryan
14. looks like a bomb went off in here.
15. here you come, waltzin in here at 3am.
16. my computer is like, dead.
17. this room is a disaster area!
18. yeah, and I'm sure that little elves came in here and left open pepsi cans all over the place.
19. Well maybe you would all be better off if I just jumped off a cliff
20. Oh get real.
21.All I want is for you kids to be on your own.
22. Look, all I am saying is....
23. Ohhh my Goooood
24. I'm gonna get your goomies
25. Well lets just see what your father has to say about this.
26. I'm sorry that all you kids hate me so much.
27. Don't you talk to me like that.
28. DON'T you raise your voice to me!
29. Because I am the mom here!
30. I'm sorry I'm such a terrible mother.
31. This is a mom-archy
32. Look, I don't want to fight with you, (insert name). But.....
33. Fine, we'll drop it... but......
34. She hit me Richard.
35. He tried to run-over me.
36. Oh, the usual chaos, you know.
37. God'll get you for lying.
38. Next time...Your grounded!
39. We are having a family crisis!
40. I CAN'T WAIT till you have kids of you own...then maybe,just maybe you will understand...
41. STEAM-ROLLER!
42. JUST FORGET IT!
43. OH GOD, now what....
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Sibs and random shit
1. porture and porture berries
2. space ships made of cardboard
3. the pillow fairy
4. the easter bunny's porsche (which sometimes broke down).
5. Superhero costumes
6. Bubble forts
7. Heat for the seat (apply when needed).
8. The extended travelodge stay, the "food coolers" and the travelodge rocket.
9. the unfinished rooms (there were many).
10. the giant spider
11. bike baskets and grocery getting
12. "don't gimme stabber"
13. pooch
14. death bike ramps from hell (and invincibility ideals).
15. ehh, like, Mike ramps (you should look where you're going!)
16. banana rhythm sections
17. the underwear guys
18. super chicken
19. kooky klay
20. laundry mountains
21. the boat that we had in TN that I don't think ever sailed
22. chicken mass murders and the associated carnage
23. kitten mass production
24. the mask and cape
25. Christmas morning....JESUS
26. "I'm not a JB!!"
27. Pets!!Chum, Kitty Pancake, Poncho, Bear Sr., Spam, gaughgan, fluffy, blutonium, mr. peterson, weaver, mushroom bruise, varmint, grady, snoopy, boogie, charmin, socks, ivan, wookie, peaches, snoopy hawkeye radar anderson, pooky, tootsie petunia, matisse, fred, dave, couger, gidget, vinnie the snake, raoul, a nameless bird, sage, cassie, chiba (honorary member), mario (speedwagon and the litterbox kids), bandit, sakimoto, loki, quasimodo, spiderkitty, daisy, polkadot, prissy [please continue adding to the list]
28. toenail soup...verp
29. red velvet wallpaper
30. home booster shots (insert crying and screaming here)
31. YYYYIIIIIIIIII!
32. the happy farm home where all anderson animals play and frolick
33. There's Missie and there's Merri, there's Mikey and a baby, they all look pretty scary, the Forehead Family. Duh nuh nuh nuh, snap snap.
34. Miss Allanis toys
35. Mopi
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